MOM?! Is that you? Just come home. I promise I won't say anything.

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MOM?! Is that you? Just come home. I promise I won't say anything.

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If you're not one of the 700,000 tennis fans and socialites visiting the food court at Flushing Meadows this US Open, here's a sample of the fine eats and drinks that you're missing out on. This has to be the only the sporting event that serves lobster in both roll and quesadilla format.
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If you need a virgin, why not Zoidberg? This doesn't even crack my top ten weirdest tattoo mash-ups ever seen.

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No, seriously. If Dick Cheney were still a human and had the capacity to dream, this would drive him to raging morning wood (“Two hippies enter, no hippies leave!”).
Participants fight in the Thunder Dome during the Burning Man 2011 “Rites of Passage” arts and music festival in the Black Rock desert of Nevada, September 3, 2011. More than 50,000 people from all over the world have gathered at the sold out festival which is celebrating its 25th year. (REUTERS/Jim Urquhart)
the Los Angeles set catch Hathaway in action, disarming a knifed man while a young boy looks on – all while holding onto an apple.
When men were men and cartoons didn't have a trace of self-aware irony. Those were the days.
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The internet's favorite animal sure knows how to get down on Labor Day. Is your cat a party animal? I know mine is!

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